You Birmingham girls, you whisky consumers,
Searchin’ my pockets for money or stuff -
I am an expert in feeding a woman,
Beautiful woman who’s hungry for love.
You are not mine, nor may I be yours -
Just for an hour you entered my life!
I’ll take not you but this bottle of Dewar’s
Leavin’ for home, and I’ll kiss you good-bye.
Birmingham city, Shakespeare pub
30th of November 2017