What was that, didn’t this idiotic cuckoo just cuckooed? This is not from the cuckoo clock, it's the parrot. Gorgeous large bird with colorful feathers, almost a family member. She wants her little peanuts. Yeah, yeah, she is the only thing I miss right now! Something flies within a shaving distance over my head. Why is she not in her cage? What cage, she never had one! Her stand is in the corner of the living room, she is one happy bird! Get these peanuts, bird Sirin, and stop spitting around! God, the vacuum cleaner is needed again! I'm going to see if the second dryer has become free.
So, the two of you, today we are not going for a walk, we are going to sort the laundry. No whining! Heck, the apple pie smells baked going towards burnt. Do you know where the mayonnaise is? Who put it with the wine glasses you also have no idea? Laundry in the washing machine, hurray, I have already spied the bathroom floor in one corner! This avant-guarde piece of art by toothpaste on the mirror - do you think we will be able to sell it at Sotheby? So I thought I, it would have to be cleaned upt!
No whining, sort the third dryer! I promise chocolate with ketchup! Who said this word behind my back? The bird Sirin? Maybe she did, otherwise why would she stand on the curtain rod where I can not get my hands on her because of the rubber plant! Damn, guys, one of you to water the rubber plant, the other - the three begonias! Aha, the big brother has come home, run, baby, to the store, accidentally we beat all the cream with sugar for the cake, and the eleventh deadly sin is a borscht without cream! Buy also three chocolate for bribery and one for grating, four altogether, you will remember, right?! Fast, one foot here and the other foot there! Laundry in the washing machine, the neighbor grandmother frowns that all the three dryers are occupied, I nod sympathetically.
The bird Sirin has just shitted on the freshly polished coffee table. I start earnestly thinking about a recipe for chicken in cream, who cares that the chicken can talk for now! (The big brother brought four boxes of cream, I do not know whether the fourth is for grating!) Last washing machine! In the kitchen we have to open a window because the steam does not allow to see much. Was this the parrot? No, this was cuckoo from the cuckoo clock
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